tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17161320853716062862024-03-13T06:41:50.165-07:00Jurnal de babordtitihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-21536013164812300822011-12-27T07:46:00.000-08:002011-12-28T08:49:35.932-08:00Colinde, colinde...<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal">Zi de Craciun. Timp mohorat. Nici nu ninge, nici nu ploua. La radio Stefan Hrusca venit din Canada, canta niste colinde deprimante. Colindatori inca n-au aparut si nici nu sunt sanse sa apara. Am avut grija sa incui poarta. In felul asta evit vizita colindatorilor tigani – singurii care mai colinda in zona mea – cu a lor papusa Siva de origine hindusa. Ehei, altfel era cand eram pustan si plecam cu colindul in gasti de la doi , trei, patru , cinci insi. Colinde de-ale noaste, crestine si precrestine. Cu Plugusorul, cu Mos Ajun, cu Steaua, cu Buga sau Buhaiul, Sorcova....</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Unele peripetii de-ale colindului au ramas intiparite bine in memorie. Bunaoara cea in care am colindat cu amicul Guta, un pustan cu doi ani mai mare decat mine.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ce zici, il intreb pe Guta, ne-a iesit ceva pana acum?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Pai stai sa vedem, zise si incepe sa numere bancnotele din buzunar. 260 de lei. Si plus maruntisul.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Stas! Atatia bani n-am scos niciodata! Si mai am si eu maruntis.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Si plus covrigi si nuci aproape doua sacose. adauga Guta.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Mai colindam?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Colindam!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Pe la case, pe la blocuri?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Hai pe la blocuri.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Cu baba aia am cam luat plasa, adaug amuzandu-ma.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Da, bai! Ce panarama! Nici nu s-a aratat la fata. In loc sa ne dea si ea ceva a strigat din casa sa-i lasam si ei un colac pe laghita.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Am dat si noi de pomana. Da sa iau un rahat ca mi-e pofta, spun si bag mana intr-o sacosa si scot o bucata. Ia si tu una sa fim chit.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Asa ceva n-am pomenit, continua Guta fixat pe baba nevazuta. Sa te duci cu colindu’... si sa dai tot tu...</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Mestecand rahatul imi ridic ochii si subit ma opresc din mestecat, gura se deschide, narile se dilata si ochii se belesc. Niste tate de femeie imi apar in fata ochilor. In toata splendoarea! Tate adevarate! Asa ceva n-am mai vazut decat in cateva filme, si alea cu purici,date de bulgari la televiziunea lor, vineri noapte la Studio X. De data asta femeile sunt adevarate! In blocul de peste drum, la etajul 3, doua femei stau la fereastra, una dintre ele descheiata la camasa, balanganindu-si tatele.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ba! strig la tovarasul meu dandu-i un cot si fara sa-mi dezlipesc ochii de la tate. Las-o dracu de baba! Ia uite la etaju’ 3!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Pfoaiiii!! facu Guta imediat ce-si ridica privirea. Hai sa le futem! Hai mai aproape!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Trecem strada, ne apropiem. Femeile rad. Cea de-a doua isi desface si ea camasa facandu-ne sa inghitim in sec. Ne fac semn cu mana sa urcam. Guta face semn sa astepte si mimeaza o sticla de ceva.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Hai! facu Guta.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Unde, ma?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Sa luam o sticla de vin, doar nu ne-om duce asa ca prostii.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Corect! Buna-i tiganca aia cu ochi verzi. Parca sa zic ca are barbat...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Nu mai are, ma, a plecat, ma asigura Guta. Tu esti dat la pizda?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Aaa... Ce?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ai futut pana acum?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Normal, spun cu nerusinare.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ai futut pa dracu...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ce, ma...?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ei, las’ ca te descurci tu.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Noroc ca nu ma priveste, asa ca nu observa coloritul fetei mele care brusc lua o nuanta de rosu.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Luam repede o sticla de vin spumos si ne intreptam catre cuibusorul de nebunii. Ajungem la etajul trei si ne orientam cam care ar trebui sa fie usa.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Aici trebuie sa fie, spuse Guta.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Poate nimerim alaturi.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Si ce? Ti-e frica? Suntem cu colindu’, ma.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Asa e.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Sunam . In spatele usii se simte ceva agitatie. Cineva se uita pe vizor. Forfota din spatele usii se domoleste, apoi cineva deschide. E una dintre femeile de la fereastra, care ne pofteste zambind inauntru. Intram.Un barbat inchide usa in urma noastra. Inalt, brunet, cu umeri lati, cu chica a la Maradona. Rasuceste cheia in broasca, apoi o baga in buzunar. De unde dracu a mai aparut si asta? Pana sa realizez ce se intampla, din bucatarie isi face aparitia un alt barbat. Solid spre gras. Tot tuciuriu.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Da, baietii? ne aborda grasul.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Primiti cu colindul? intrebam aproape in cor, amandoi.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Da, da, cu colindu’. Hai! Dati-i drumu’!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>“Aho, aho, copii si frati,</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Stati putin si nu manati,</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Langa boi v-alaturati.... “</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ba! ne intrerupe grasul, apoi fluiera. Alo! Ce-i asta , ma?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Pai... plugusorul...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Acioaie n-aveti?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Nu... ce e aia?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Clopotel d-ala sau voi cu ce pula mea colindati?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Am avut, dar l-am pierdut, zic.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ni l-a furat, zice Guta in acelasi timp.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>L-ati pierdut... Vi l-a furat... Ce golani! Ce golani! zise cel inalt si ne indruma pe amandoi catre bucatarie.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:9.0pt"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Femeile s-au facut disparute subit, noi ramanand cu cei doi barbati in bucatarie. Cel gras se duse la un dulap, scoase din sertar un cutit de bucatarie si il aseza pe masa cu zgomot.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:9.0pt"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ia spuneti, ma, zise grasul, de ce ati venit voi aici?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Cu colindu’, sefu...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ma, lasa prosteala! Ati venit la futut? La nevestele noastre? </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Nu.. nuuu...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ce-aveti in sacose? Ia dati-le-ncoace. Ce-i asta? Sampanie? Si mai ziceti ca nu veniseti la futut, se amuza grasul.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Am primit-o si noi, sefu, incerca s-o dreaga Guta, de pe la oameni.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ma, futu-va-n gura sa va fut, rase cel inalt, dupa ce ca ati venit sa ne futeti femeile, mai si incercati sa ne prostiti. Ma, cand v-oi scapa cate una la ureche! Ia gata cu gluma! Voi stiti sa zburati?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>...??</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Asa, de la etajut 3. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Sefu’.. va rugam... lasati-ne-n pace.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Auzi, ma la ei! zise cel inalt catre cel gras. Vine sa ne futa femeile si po orma sa-i lasi in pace! Bani aveti si voi?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Avem de la colind., zise Guta si scoase bancnotele din buzunat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Si nu ne imprumuti si pe noi?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ba da, luati...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Marunt ai?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Am si marunt...</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:27.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 27.0pt"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span>Ia sari! Sari, ma! Asa. Da-i incoace. Intoarce buzunarele pe dos. Hai, sari si tu, zise catre mine.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Ma conformez, sar, dau banii si intorc buzunarele pe dos.. Sunt, apoi studiat la bocancii mei de carton, dar pentru ca au fisuri mari de la uzura nu prezinta interes. Ghetele lui Guta sunt cam la fel de atractive. Suntem invitati, destul de nepoliticos, sa ne scoatem pulovarele.</p><p class="MsoNormal">***********************************************************<br /></p>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-39401700834693613882011-12-02T09:28:00.000-08:002011-12-15T11:54:13.670-08:00Furt de ardei<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Furt de ardei </b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"> </b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Vasile Cocos isi puse sacul de rafie pe portnagajul bicicletei si porni catre colegul sau de serviciu, Ghita. Noaptea densa, cu un cer noros si fara luna era numai potrivita pentru a abtine usor un sac de ardei.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Hai, vere, esti gata? isi intreba Vasile colegul imediat ce ajunse la el.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Gata! Stai sa iau si eu un socotei.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Isi puse si el doi saci goi pe portbagaj si pornira catre ferma IAS-ului. Cei doi barbati sunt colegi si prieteni. Amandoi au cam aceeasi constitutie fizica si cam aceeasi varsta. Mici si indesati, in jurul varstei de 50 de ani. Deosebirea e ca Vasile Cocos are parul complet alb, iar Ghita are parul grizonat si , in plus, purtator de chelie.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Vreme de mai bine de jumatate de ceas cei doi au orbecait pe drumurile de pamant. In cele din urma ajung la sola cu ardei.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Gata, vere, zise Vasile Cocos, hai sa ne-alimentam.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Pai, s-avem spor!</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Lasara amandoi bicicletele la marginea solei si se apucara sa culeaga sporadic, pe pipaite, ardeii mai frumosi. Vorbeau incet si putin. Nici n-au apucat sa incarce cate un fund de sac, ca o voce straina intrerupe linistea noptii:</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ba! Care esti acolo?</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Io sunt, vere! Vasile Cocos! se recomanda omul in timp ce prietenul lui se ghemui la pamant.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">‘ tu-ti cocosu’ lu’ dum-ne-zeu ma-tii! raspunde amenintator vocea din intuneric.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Hai, vere, sa fugim ca nu-i de-al nostru, zise Vasile incet si fugira amandoi catre biciclete. </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:15.0pt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:15.0pt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Incalecara si plecara in graba pe drumul pe care-au venit.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:15.0pt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ce te-a apucat, ma, sa-i spui cum te cheama? il dojeni Ghita.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Am zis c-o fi vreun cunoscut. Da’ bine c-am scapat asa. Ne faceam de cacat pentru trei ardei.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Mergeau incet din cauza denivelarilor si a vizibilitatii aproape nule, pe drumul de pamant de langa canalul de irigatii. Canalul era foarte plin, aproape ca dadea peste maluri . Lui Vasile i se paru, in intunecimea noptii, ca arata ca un drum. Un drum asfaltat chiar. Asa ca se hotari sa iasa din supliciul drumului denivelat si sa mearga civilizat, pe asfalt.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Vasile! striga Ghita catre tovarasul lui care ramase in urma si intarzia sa vina.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Da! </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Hai, ma, ce faci?</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Stai asa...</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Vii, ma, azi? striga din nou Ghita dupa cateva minute in care Vasile se incapatana sa apara.</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 33pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><b style=""><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Vin, vin... Mi-a trebuit ardei... mormai Vasile ca pentru sine.</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">O vreme, Vasile a incercat sa ignore batjocura colegilor si intr-o oarecare masura a si reusit, dar din cand in cand tot mai aude cate o voce care striga: "Io sunt, vere! Vasile Cocos!"<br /></span></b></p>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-12521907622982610552011-11-06T10:31:00.000-08:002011-11-06T10:43:43.369-08:00La pescuit<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">N-as putea sa spun ca am fost vreodata vreun pescar foarte patimas. Nici macar unul mediocru. Totusi, de mic copil am tot cochetat cu pescuitul, macar, o data la un an-doi.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Intr-o zi calduroasa din vacanta de vara, ma aflam, impreuna cu doi colegi de clasa, pe numele de porecla, Neagoe si </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">. Tocmai treceam clasa a opta. Eram impreuna cu cei doi la marginea orasului inarmati cu cosoare, carucioare si saci, cosind caprita pentru iepurii pe care-i cresteam fiecare. Cunicultura, pasiunea noastra comuna, era cea care ne facea, de multe ori, de nedespartit.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Pe cand coseam, fiecare in palcul lui de caprita si, din cand in camd, stergandu-ne transpiratie de pe frunte cu maneca, unuia ii vine o idee: sa mergem la pescuit.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Aveti undite? intreb curios.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Am eu niste relon, raspunse Neagoe. Ne trebuie doar bete.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Eu am cateva carlige. zise </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Am si eu cateva. zic amintindu-mi de sertarul cu maruntisuri.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Gasim rame pe langa pompa. facu Neagoe. Le luam din seara asta si </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">maine</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> dimineata devreme plecam la canal.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Trebuie sa luam ceva de mancare la noi. zic. Ceva apa...</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Luam oua? intreba Neagoe uitandu-se la noi.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Luam, da’ de unde?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Luam de la nea Vasile, vecinul meu, propune Neagoe.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:33.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 33.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Are?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 33pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14pt;">De obicei, are.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 33pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">******************************************</span></p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Noroc, nea Vasile! saluta Neagoe pe vecinul lui.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Noroc, flacau. raspunse omul.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Mai ai, bre, oua?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Mai am ceva. De ce?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Maine</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> vrem sa plecam la peste si vrem sa luam si ceva de mancare. Si ne-am gandit la niste oua. Daca mai ai.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Si cate sa va dau?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Pai cred ca doua de fiecare ne ajung. Sase oua.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Bine mai baieti. Da punga incoa’, zise nea Vasile , lua punga si pleca in curtea cu animale.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Am facut toti cheta si am platit ouale omului apoi am plecat acasa la Neagoe. Scormonind prin pamantul umed de pe langa pompa de apa am adunat cateva rame, momeala de </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">maine</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">. Eu si </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14pt;"> am plecat, apoi catre casele noastre sa mancam si sa le spunem parintilor ca nu dormim acasa; parintii lui Neagoe urmau sa intre in tura de noapte la serviciu. Ne-am reintors la prietenul nostru. Am fiert ouale si am pregatit si o sticla de apa. De-acum eram liberi, asa ca ne-am amuzat jucandu-ne Baba-oarba .</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;">******************************************</span></p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cerul era senin, cateva ciocarlii spargeau monotonia linistii, iar soarele incepuse sa risipeasca din racoarea diminetii. Cativa pesti sinucigasi ne trageau, aleatoriu, plutele la fund.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Asta-i, ma! striga </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> bucurandu-se de prima captura, un peste destul de mic. Ce peste sa fie asta?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Asta-i biban, zic recunoscandu-l imediat. E si in cartea de zoologie.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Nu cred ca e biban, zice Neagoe. </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ala</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> era mai verde.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Stam cu bata-n balta, soarele se urca pe cer si foamea incepe sa ne gadile stomacurile.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ne apucam si noi de mancat? propune Neagoe la un moment dat.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Sau mai asteptam? intreba Cucuta Poate mancam mai incolo si apoi mai stam. Daca mancam acum poate ni se face foame si o sa trebuiasca sa plecam.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Eu zic sa mancam niste paine, propun si eu, sa mai astamparam foamea. Si mai tarziu mancam si ouale si stam mai mult. Poate facem si o baie.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Asa ca rupem cate o bucata de paine si ne continuam pescuitul. Deodata Neagoe ne intreba:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">V-am spus ca Zepelin a facut laba?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Serios? intreba </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">. N-ai spus. De unde stii?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Din sursa sigura. Au fost mai multi cu el acasa la Kermit. Si Zepelin a facut laba acolo de fata cu ei.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">I-a curs plod? intreb nestiind sensul adevarat al cuvantului plod.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Da, i-a curs, dar nu asa. A tasnit!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Tu esti nebun? intreba </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Serios. Si Zicea Zepelin ca mai avea putin si stropea pe pereti.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Deja aveam o curiozitate care n-avea cum sa ramana nesatisfacuta, dar asta-i alta poveste.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Da, dar ati vazut ce pula are Zepelin? continua Neagoe. Mare, asa, si groasa. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cred ca poate s-o si beleasca, zice </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cucuta</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Cred si io. Da’ sa vezi floci, nene! Mari si negri. Nu ca la noi.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Discutiile foarte putin academice si cu urme vagi de spiritualitate au mai continuat o vreme. Apoi am tacut. Soarele amiezii ardea puternic facand ziua caniculara. Inapetenta pestilor era invers proportionala cu foamea noastra. Daca am fi prins mai multi, probabil i-am fi fript pe un jar din resturi vegetale uscate. O masa frugala si apoi o balaceala in canalul de irigatii<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>era tot ce aveam nevoie,<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>ca frumoasa zi de pescuit fara succes, sa fie perfecta. Asa ca am asternut o camasa pe iarba peste care am asezat punga cu mancare.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Nu-mi amintesc daca am spus vreo rugaciune sau daca ne-am urat “pofta buna”, dar stiu sigur ca nu eram asa de manierati. Ne-am asezat in cerc in jurul sursei de energie si ne-am tras fiecare in dreptul lui cate doua oua. Sparg coaja unui ou, incep sa-l decojesc. Intamplator O bucata din albus ramane lipita de coaja dand la iveala o formatiune ascutita de culoare roz, lucru care-mi sugruma instantaneu apetitul.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Bai! strig, asta are pui!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Sa mori tu! zise unu.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ba! Si-al meu are! zise celalalt.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Ma ridic enervat si izbesc violent cu un ou de pamant facand embrionul amorf sa se rostogoleasca prin aer.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:45.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list 45.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Tu-ti gura ma-tii, nea Vasile! facu Neagoe inciudat aruncand la randul lui cu oua.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;">Aruncam, cu naduf si pomenire la adresa lui nea Vasile, ouale. Scarba ia locul foamei.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:15.0pt"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Avem de strabatut pana acasa ogoare intinse sub soarele-arzator, marturie-a erei socialiste.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Trei pionieri ai Romaniei comuniste, anorexici, cu coastele vizibile chiar prin camasi, cu trupuri istovite, dar spirit treaz, cutreiera ale patriei ogoare. Par invinsi, dar ochii lor arunca rauri de lumina, gurile rostesc slove ce aprind luceferi.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;"> </span></p>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-37720645790245121062011-10-09T08:15:00.000-07:002011-10-09T08:33:19.453-07:00Bucurie de parinte<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Liceul Militar Breaza 1988</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna ziua, tovarasu’ diriginte! M-ati chemat?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna ziua! Da, Prunaru. Ai vorbit cu parintii tai? Vin la sedinta?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Da, am vorbit. Ar trebui sa vina azi. Doar tata. Mi-a promis ca-si ia liber si vine</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Pai ar cam trebui sa vina, nu crezi? Esti in al doilea an la liceul nostru militar si inca nu ti-am cunoscut parintii, aproape ca-l mustrului dirigintele.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Aveti dreptate, dar e greu si pentru ei… Mama nu lucreaza… Tata trebuie sa ma tina si in liceu si de la Tandarei la Breaza e destul de mare distanta. El a zis ca vine, ca e si el curios. Nu stiu. Eu sper sa vina.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Si eu sper, Prunaru. Ma rog, eu sunt aici pana la patru. Daca vine, vii cu el aici la cancelarie, da? Esti liber.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna ziua, mai spuse elevul si pleca.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Pe cand se intrepta catre cladirea internatului atentia ii fusese atrasa de o oarecare agitatie la poarta. Portarul discuta cu un barbat cu geanta pe umar si il indruma aratandu-I cu mana unde ar trebui sa mearga. George Prunaru isi recunoscu tatal si ii facu semn cu mana. Dupa strangerile de mana si pupaturile de bun venit, fiul isi invita tatal sa ia loc pe o banca de lemn de langa internat.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Ce mi-ai adus acolo? intreba George uitandu-se spre geanta.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Ce sa-ti aduc? Ceva de mancare. Uite! Niste carnati, cozonac, niste oua…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Sticlele astea tot pentru mine?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Ei, ceru’ ma-tii! Cu alea-i alta treaba. Trebuie sa dorm si io undeva, nu?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Nu stiu daca ai voie aici…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Taci, ma, ca esti mic. Ma descurc eu, ce dreacu?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Aha, stii? Chiar ardineaori ieseam de la diriginte. Mi-a spus sa te duc la el cand vii.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Pai hai la el. Facu tatal ridicandu-se si luand geanta in mana.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Baiatul isi conduse tatal catre cancelarie, batu la </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">usa</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> si deschise facandu-i loc tatalui sa intre.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna ziua! saluta cordial Sica Prunaru.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Aa, tovarasul Prunaru! facu profesorul ridicandu-se de pe scaun si indreptandu-se spre noul venit. Bine ati venit! Alexandru Petre<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>este numele meu.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Imi pare bine, Sica Prunaru, raspunse oaspetele stranganu- i mana.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Tovarase Prunaru, as vrea sa vorbim in particular. Haideti sa cautam o sala de clasa libera unde sa putem discuta in liniste, zise profesorul invitandu-l in hol pe tatal baiatului si apoi catre fiul lui: tu, Georgica, poti pleca.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Dupa ce gasesc o sala de clasa si dupa discutiile conventionale, parintele isi intreba oarecum nerabdator interlocutorul:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>-Si? Cum merge cu baiatul?</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>- Dom’le, merge bine, zise profesorul zambind. Eu sunt foarte multumit de el. Mai are si ceva nebuneala, ca sa zic asa, ca deh, e varsta, dar in mare e foarte bine cum se prezinta. Se vede ca a primit o educatie buna si in trecut de la scoala si de acasa, desi vad ca provine dintr-o familie de oameni simpli, oameni muncitori din popor. E ascultator, se vede ca-si da silinta sa faca ceva. Se vede ca munceste, ca sa zic asa, si merita sa fie din cand in cand incurajat si chiar va recomand sa faceti asta. Nu prea mult sa nu i se urce la cap. Stiti vorba aia: pe copil e bine<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>sa-l pupi doar in somn.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">******************************************************************************************************************************</span></span></p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Poarta-n casa! facu Sica si isi muta doua puluri negre in casa. Am impresia ca cam iei bataie, nea Nelule.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Nu zii “hop!”.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Hai noroc! mai ridica Sica un pahar. Auzi? N-ar fi mai bines a punem ceva?</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Adica? Sa jucam pe bani? Neeee.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Hai, bre, ce dracu, stam asa ca prostii? cauta Sica sa-l convinga. Jucam pe putin. Cinci lei linia, zece lei martu.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">E mult, dezaproba pedagogul. Nu vreu sa te duci acasa cu “ia-ma nene”. Hai sa zicem cinci lei partida.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Jocul incepuse sa devina mai palpitant, insa, de cand a aparut premiul pecuniar, norocul si Sica au inceput sa aiba aceeasi relatie rece pe care au avut-o toata viata. Litrul de coniac, incet-incet, disparea, la fel si banii din buzunarul lui Sica, desi parea ca pedagogul e din ce in ce mai beat.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Nea Nelule, s-a terminat, asta e! Nu mai avem coneac.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Da, da…</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Da’ mai am o sticla de tuica de casa… facuta de mine. Ia…</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Da, da… buna, facu Zelea dupa ce bau din paharul cu tuica.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Dupa scurt timp pedagogul incerca se se ridice de la masa, dar se pravali pe linoleumul din cabinet. Vazandu-l, Sica, se ridica de la masa si-l ridica cu greu de jos.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Hai mai, nea Nelule, ce faci? Ce fac io cu oameni ca tine? zise Sica in timp ce-l aseza pe patul de o persoana din incapere. Nu tii daloc la bautura. Ehh..!</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Zelea, odata ajuns in pat, adormi instantaneu, Sica puse dopul la sticla si o baga in geanta, ca doar era a lui, si aduna cu fervoare cei optzeci si cinci de lei de pe masa pe care ii pierduse la table. Ii puse in portofel, lua geanta si pleca sa se culce. Pana cand pleca trenul mai erau cateva ore.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Elevii dormeau cand intra Sica. Bajbai prin semiintuneric pana la patul lui, aseza geanta jos langa pat, se descalta de pantofi nu si de sosete si se lungi in pat. “Manca-i-ar tata pa ei, ce dorm!” gandi Sica si se ridica in capul oaselor cu mana cotrobaind prin geanta. “Treaba-i buna.”, concluziona el, mai bau o gura de tuica si se intinse in pat. Euforia si gandurile se invarteau in jurul lui precum stelele verzi din desenele animate. “Militari, ce sa-i faci? La ordin… gandi Sica. Te suna alarma cand esti pa femeie, te duci la unitate. Asta e… Militari… Las’ sa doarma… </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial">Tara</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial"> arde si ei doarme… Doarme-n front cu arma-n mana… Baga-mi-as…”</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Driepti! se trezi Sica strigand. Atentiuneeee!!! Ia uite tu la ei…!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">******************************************************************************************************************</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna dimineata, tovarasu’ pedagog! il intampina George Prunaru pe Zelea pedagogul.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Buna pe dracu. raspunse Zelea vizibil suparat.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">De ce?</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">De ce… Panarama aia de tac-tu. ii raspunse pedagogul trecand mai departe. A facut balamuc azinoapte sa salonul unde l-am bagat… Si mi-a taiat directorul si zece la suta din salariu. Pe trei luni. Sa ma-nvat minte.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">George nu stia ce facuse tatal lui in salonul unde a fost cazat, dar si-a amintit de o intamplare relativ recenta cu el beat. Plecat intr-o permisie acasa, intrand in holul casei, isi vazu din spare tatal cum ii batea pe fratele lui mai mic de 13 ani si pe mama lui, dupa ce ii inghesuise intr-un colt. Atunci George l-a apucat de umar, l-a intors spre el s ii-a aplicat un croseu in falca, incalcand povetele biblice. Atunci Sica s-a uitat la el o secunda si a pornit spre dormitor unde s-a culcat intr-un pat adormind instantaneu.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Acceleratul de Constanta era foarte aglomerat. Sica incepu sa regrete ca a ales ruta asta, dar se consola la gandul ca or sa mai coboare pe parcurs: “Se mai libereaza, da-i dracu.”. Incerca, totusi, sa-si faca loc printre oameni si bagaje in speranta ca poate gaseste vreun loc, insa pe la mijlocul vagonului renunta. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Peisajele se derulau rapid dincolo de geamurile trenului, la fel si alimentele prin tubul digestiv al lui Sica. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Folosirea unui closet strain era patologic exclus din structura lui Sica. Nici WC-ul de la serviciu nu-l frecventa decat pentru a urina. “Mai am putin si sunt acasa”, gandi el si scoase sticla cu tarie din geanta. “ Asta o sa ma mai stranga la burta.”</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Timpul trecea si cu toate ca o liniste organica parea ca se instalase in trupul lui Sica, senzatia de defecare aparu cu mai multa forta. O transpiratie rece ii invada fata insotita de o stare de rau general. Se hotara, totusi, sa mearga la WC-ul din tren. Strabatu distanta pana la WC printre genti, picioare, dat marunt din buze si priviri piezise. Ajuns la closet vazu, prin fumul gros de tigara, ca<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>acesta era plin cu flacai fumatori.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Iesiti putin afara! le striga Sica imperativ.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Un’ sa iesim? se ratoi unul mai guraliv.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Hai, bai, ca ma cac pe mine!</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Si noi ne cacam, nu vezi?</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Vazand ca nu castiga lupta, el intra inapoi pe holul vagonului. “Da-i dracu, mai am o statie pana acasa”. O statie, insa, ar fi insemnat inca jumatate de ora. Sica ar fi putut sa reziste, dar dupa cateva minute sfincterul i se relaxa, iar fecalele din intestine isi urmara cursul lor natural si firesc. Mirosul fetid invada imprejurimile. O femeie din apropiere ii arunca o privire fixa si insistenta. El incerca sa-i raspunda cu un suras, dar nu reusi decat cu un rictus. “Numai de nu m-oi gasi cu nebuna aia acasa”, gandi el cu o oarecare speranta.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Ajuns acasa, Sica cobora pe partea opusa peronului, traversa caile ferate si intra pe o straduta mai ocolita catre casa. Intra pe poarta si se intrepta catre private din spatele curtii si oarecum multumit ca nu l-a observat nevasta, isi scoase chilotii plini de balega si-i arunca in veceu.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Gata, ma, ai venit? in intampina nevasta pe neasteptate.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Am venit. Pune si tu niste apa pe aragaz…</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Esti beat! il intrerupse ea. Puti a bautura… si… a cacat? Ori te-ai cacat pe tine? il intreba din ce in ce mai enervata.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Sa nege<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>nu mai avea niciun rost. Olfactiv era evident, iar privit din spate, imbracat in pantalonii lui albastri de sarbatoare, arata suprarealist ca in tabloul lui Salvador Dali “Joc lugubru”, in care personajul principal este privit din spate expunandu-si izmenele murdare de excremente.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Ei, da! facu el tafnos M-ai vazut! Am fost la baiat… E cuminte… Invata bine…</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">De ce te-ai cacat, ma, pe tine? continua ea la fel de nervoasa.</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-list:Ignore">-<span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">Cum de ce? De bucurie… Ca invata bine baiatu’… Cum sa nu te bucuri?</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-8296622384974110272007-12-07T03:52:00.000-08:002011-09-14T09:55:32.550-07:00O zi<div class="container-0 blast shout" id="ymgl-blast"> <div class="thm-box" id="jBlast-thm-box"> <span class="ct"><span class="cl"></span></span> <span class="tail"></span><br /></div></div><dl class="body"><dd class="post-body last"> <div class="image-wrapper"><img src="http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/45537317z9f4bb480/61/__sr_/20c9.jpg?mgIaTWHBsaAkXHWG" alt="333" border="0" height="312" width="333" /> <a href="http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog/slideshow.html?p=999&id=uGcXuqQherNZm18Lzt3WBQnS" id="m999"><img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/nt/ic/ut/bsc/srch12_1.gif" class="magnify" alt="magnify" border="0" height="12" width="12" /></a></div> <div class="content-wrapper"> <strong><span style="font-size:100%;">Este aproape ora 10 dimineata, iar noi am ajuns deja la restaurant.Suntem la sfarsit de an ,iar seful a propus ca prima de Craciun s-o investim intr-o chermeza la restaurantul in care ne aflam. Suntem in jur de 25 de persoane toate de sex masculin,iar majoritatea in pragul pensionarii.<br />Langa mine ,la masa, este Nea Boboc un coleg care-si asteapta pensionarea in cel mult un an de zile, o persoana bonoma si care are un tic facial involuntar: la un interval de cateva secunde clipeste si odata ce lasa pleoapele, lasa si buza de sus. Nu stiu care-i originea ticului si nici nu-i politicos sa ma interesez.<br /><br />- Oameni buni v-am adus aici,spune seful din capul mesei intr-o cuvantare de inceput, pentru ca m-am gandit eu ca premierea asta...nu stiu cat v-ar fi ajutat, dar, decat mult si prost mai bine putin si bun.<br />- Da sefu', aveti dreptate<br />-Este un restaurant , dupa cum vedeti si dumneavoastra, select, cum inca nu s-au deschis pana acum...aici , ce sa zic e ceva occidental cum numai in filme putem vedea, si eu sper sa va simtiti bine cu totii si sa ramaneti cu o amintire placuta.<br /> Ospatarul isi face aparitia si incepe sa mai stranga din tacamurile care erau in plus la masa.<br />- Astia se numesc dusmani!<br />- Da. Asa e,il aproba Nea Pali<br />Vine si ospatarita.O blonda tunsa ,scurt probabil frumoasa ,si care din cauza aglomeratiei de barbati din incapere si a faptului ca este singura persoana de sex feminin, eu o gasesc foarte frumoasa. Tocmai ne-a adus vodca.<br />- Ia, bei o tarie inainte de masa? ma intreaba Nea Cocos ,si fara sa mai astepte raspunsul imi toarna in pahar.<br />Vodca bauta e ca o palma primita. Nu trebuie sa exagerez cu bautul. Trebuie sa contrabalansez cu mancare.<br />Dupa aperitiv apare ospatarita cu mancarea, iar eu ma uit dupa ea in timp ce ii serveste pe colegii mei, gandindu-ma la bucile care se ghicesc sub uniforma de ospatar-femeie.<br /><br />-Hai noroc!<br />-Noroc! Si la mai mare! Buna mazarea!<br />-Foarte buna! Si vinul e perfect.<br />-Alo! Domnul ospatar, striga Nea Cocos,colegul meu gras cu par alb si sprancene negre, pune si noua la video ceva pentru sufletelu' nostru.<br />-Ce-ati dori?<br />-Pai ceva la pielea goala asa...<br /> Izbucnesc cateva hohote de ras aprobator.<br />-Sa vedem daca avem...<br />-Haideti domnu' si-asa am inchiriat tot localu'...<br />-Da . Sa vad ce pot face...cred ca se poate<br /><br />Ma uit cu un ochi la friptura ,iar cu altul la ospatarita.Asa ceva nu trebuie iertat, dar cum sa fac sa intru in gratii? Sa ma duc dupa ea la bucatarie? Mmmneaah. Nu ma caracterizeaza tupeul asta. Trebuie sa o fac sa ma remarce. Nu am timp sa ma gandesc la o strategie ca Nea Pali inclina sticla de coniac spre mine<br />- Ia Mitica un coniac<br />-Stai asa ca doar ce am baut vinul si berea<br />-Lasa-l mai Pali mai incet ca el nu e invatat<br />-Ei nu sunt invatat, am sarit ca ars. Pune bre si coniac.<br />Starea euforica deja instalata aduce dupa sine si dezinvoltura. Deja ma simt in largul meu si ma amuz teribil cand Nea Mihalache scapa bucata de carne din furculita atunci cand ii dau o palma pe spate.<br />-Te-ai cam imbatat, imi spune Mihalus, un baiat ceva mai mare decat mine<br />-Ce-ai ma? Ti-e rau? Uita-te la mine cand ma duc spre veceu sa-mi spui daca merg stramb.<br />Am purces catre toaleta mergand destul de drept dar se pare ca existau miscari imaginare ale covorului.<br />- Ia zi bai! Am mers stramb? il intreb dupa ce ma intorc<br />-Mmmm nu chiar.<br />M-am mai linistit. Nu m-am imbatat inca. Imi rotesc privirea prin restaurant dar nu prea vad mare lucru.Doar televizorul imi atrage atentia. O fata dezbracata canta la flaut! Ce? Dezbracata? Ma ridic punand mana pe masa, ocazie cu care stiu ca am resturnat o farfurie cu mancare si zic in gura mare stupefiat:<br />-Baaa, cum pula mea canta aia la flaut? In pizda goala?<br /> Restaurantul rasuna din cauza hohotelor de ras. Oricum nu cred ca are legatura cu mine, asa ca continui:<br />-Cum pula mea bai sa canti in pizda goala la flaut?<br />Deodata urmeaza o scadere de nivel,iar eu ma aflu la nivelul mesei pe scaun.Nu stiu daca m-am asezat singur sau cineva m-a apasat pe umeri. Rasetele se mai domolesc, iar eu dupa ce mai dau pe gat un paharel de coniac, dau cu ochii de Nea Boboc, care nu renuntase la ticul lui nici aici. De ce inchide omul asta ochii si totodata isi misca si buza de sus? Trebuia sa-l fi intrebat mai de mult.<br />- Auzi mai Nea Boboc... de ce faci matale asa... din ochi si din buza ...ca tapirii aia? Tapirul e un animal cu o trompa...<br />- Am patit ceva mai demult mai Mitica...<br />Nu apuc sa aflu respunsul la intrebarea care ma framanta de atata vreme, ca nu-l mai vad pe Nea Boboc. Intre mine si el s-a asezat Onu, care razand imi spune niste lucruri ce nu-mi capteaza interesul.<br /><br /><br /> - Un lighean ceva! Aduceti un lighean!<br />Simt amar in gura.Cred ca tocmai vomasem.Tot ce vad e un suvoi de boluri alimentare semidigerate care se imprastie peste tot in pofida catorva eforturi de a ma dirija. Banuiesc. Vad un ligheam alb cu smaltul sarit care sa umplea cu voma. Deodata o vad pe ospatarita. E langa mine! Uuuuhhh!<br />- Omagiile mele domnisoara....<br />Hohote, murmur... mult murmur...strigate de "ligheanuuu"...si deodata niste vorbe pe care le iau in seama spre deosebire de restul:<br />- Ba! Ia asculta! Termina cu prostiile ca daca-ti trag una...<br /> Inconstientul care ma provaoca asa, era Mihalus.Asta nu stie cu cine se pune!<br />- Ce sa faci ma?? Baaai..pai te calc in picioare bai nenorocitule!<br /> Se pare ca Mihalus s-a speriat cumplit ,iar sperietura ii provoaca un acces de hohote de ras.<br /><br /><br />-Ligheanuuuu! Repede!<br /><br />Se stie...masa la nivelul ochilor...pahare la nivelul ochilor... pahare varsate... mana mea pe langa paharele varsate de pe masa...lighean... smalt sarit...<br /><br />E intuneric atunci cand iesim din restaurant. Nea Mihalache care este beat mort se tine bratul meu.<br />-Pe Mitica il duc eu acasa ca stiu unde sta.<br /> Ne pregatim sa ne urcam in masina cu care am venit.Nea Mihalache mai mult se tine de mine decat sa ma sustina.<br />-Mai Nea Mihalache. Esti beat?<br />-M-am cam imbatat, ma...da' si tu te-ai imbatat, maaaa...da' las' ca nu te las io asa.<br />-Bre! Stai asa ca am impresia ca mi-am uitat geaca inauntru... ia uite ... sunt in pulovar sau am geaca pe mine?<br />-Ma ..esti cu un pulovar si mai ai ceva albastru pe deasupra.<br />-Bun! Inseamna ca o am pe mine.<br />- Sigur e pe tine?<br />- Da bre. N-am uitat-o!<br />-Si eu eram cat p-aci sa ma duc sa ti-o caut.<br /> In jumatate de ora ajungem la Tandarei unde eu trebuie sa cobor. Usa se deschide si apare seful.<br />- Care stie unde sta asta micu sa-l lasam acasa?<br />- De mine-i vorba? M-am trezit. Ma duc singur<br />-Sigur te-ai trezit?<br />- Da sefu'. S-a trezit, confirma un coleg<br />Ne luam ramas bun si traversez strada lucid ,parca un pic pilit.<br />-Bai Paune! ma opreste un amic fost coleg de clasa cu un frate de-al meu.Da- mi si mie zece lei ca am nevoie urgenta.<br />Si spunand asta il vad cum isi retrage mana pe care o pusese pe reverul meu de la geaca.<br />-Ce-ai aicea ba?<br />-Ce sa fie ? Voma. Am fost beat...cred ca mai sunt.<br />Ma amuza sa-l vad pe amicul meu cum se departeaza nu inainte de a se sterge pe un pom. Da . Intr-adevar . Pe reverul gecii aveam voma. Privind in jos, vad in lumina stalpilor cocosati, niste formatiuni de voma ce se hlizeau sinistru de pe ghetele mele ciocate din piele neagra, ghete de care eram foarte mandru( dadusem pe ele juma' de salariu) si care, fie vorba intre noi,peste doua zile, adica in seara de Ajun, aveau sa mi le fure colindatorii de la usa. Nu le purtasem decat o data.<br /><br />A doua zi in timp ce zaceam, rememorand ziua de ieri , am descoperit ca este un interval gol destul de mare intre ce-mi aduc eu aminte si secventa in care am parasit restaurantul, cand era deja intuneric.<br /><br />A fost cea mai mare si mai crunta betie a mea. Aveam 19 ani... </span></strong></div></dd></dl>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-20532983693957727872007-11-25T03:17:00.000-08:002011-09-14T10:01:09.786-07:00La Bucale<span style="font-size:130%;"><br />-Hai, ba ! Mergi?<br />-Da, ma ! Nu v-am zis ca merg?<br />-Pai hai ca am adus si masina.<br />-Stai sa ma imbrac.<br />Trebuie sa plec la Bucuresti si,pentru a face economie la banii de drum am vorbit cu niste prieteni care plecau la Pitesti sa ma ia si pe mine numai ca nu ma asteptam sa vina la 8:15 mai ales ca imi zisesera ca ora 8 e prea matinala.<br />Bagajul l-am facut cu o seara in urma.iau o camasa pe mine,blugi,desfac o pereche de sosete din cele doua pe care le-am luat ieri,si...raman prost :ultimele mele sosete curate au,de la calcai pana-n varf sapte cm.La 185cm ai mei am o laba pe masura.Cu nervozitate si disperare trag de sosete incercand sa le mai alungesc ,macar cu 50 la suta.Se mai lungesc un pic.Un centimetru.Zgura ma-tii care-oi mai cumpara sosete noaptea!<br />Pornim la drum.Soferul imi arata noua achizitie din domeniul metalelor neferoase:un ghiul.N-am inteles niciodata rolul estetic al ghiulului.Il gasesc chiar incomod.<br />-Ce zici? Tare ghiulu'?<br />-Tare .Cat iti bag pe el?<br />-Du-te ba d-aci ca nu-i de dat asta.Am avut pe el doua bratari si nu l-am dat.<br /> Il las sa-si guste bucuria si ma prefac ca umblu pe telefon.<br />Deodata celalalt se intoarce spre mine.<br />-Nu ti-am aratat ce casetofon mi-am tras!<br />Aoleu!Asta am exclus din cacule.Eram in masina cu doi iubitori de manele si pe deasupra aveau si casetofon nou.Toate sperantele mele cum ca proprietarul masini o sa se limiteze doar in a-si lauda verbal achizitia s-au spulberat intr-un mod brutal, odata cu invazia decibelilor in timpane.<br />- ..AA.U..OANE...E ..EL!<br />-CE ZICI?<br />-Patru milioane am dat pe el !-imi zise dupa ce a dat zgomotul mai incet<br />-Aha.Bun.<br />-Si pe boxe doua milioane!<br />-Mda.Pomana.<br />Iesim din localitate.Afara ceata ,inauntru manele.<br />-Bai Gioni!Da si tu mai incet la aia ,sau baga si tu altceva,un radio ceva..<br />-Ha ha ha! Ce-i? Nu-ti place?<br />-Ba da!La nebunie,dar n-am chef acum de ele.<br />Se pare ca nu reusesc decat sa-l amuz pe Gioni nicidecum sa-l fac sa opreasca pocaria.Trebuie sa adopt alta strategie.Am sa incerc sa ignor,Trebuie sa se plictiseasca de ele.<br />Dupa cateva minute,insa ,imi vine alta idee:trebuie sa-i tin din conversatie.Dar ce tot dracu sa palavragesc cu ei?<br />Ajungem in Slobozia.Gioni intra pe o scara de bloc.Noi ramanem in masina si ascultam muzica.<br />- a...bla...c..ele..?<br />-Ce zici? zise Ion dand mai incet la casetofon si intorcandu-se spre mine<br />-M-am hotarat: iti dau trei milioane pe ghiul!<br />-Ce-ai ma ,ti-e rau? La amanet imi dadea patru<br />-Iti dadeau pe dracu..<br />-Cum ba sa nu-mi dea? Ghiulu' are zece grame si auru-i 5-6 sute da mii. Mi-a zis Costel ca imi da pa el doua bratari ,una de cinci grame si alta de sase si sa-i mai dau io doo sute da mii, si n-am vrut sa-l dau...<br />Imi povesteste istoria achizitiei ghiulului ,insa ma pierd in amanunte.Imi vorbeste despre cate carate are aurul ,lucru dare ma face sa ma gandesc la meciurile de pride si K1 pe care le-am vazut aseara pe youtube.Vazand ca lucrurile interesante pe care mi le-a spus ma fac cel mult sa casc, se opreste privind in gol undeva afara. De muzica uita.<br />Se intoarce Gioni insa,si isi aduce aminte de manele.Imi reprim gandul de a mai incerca sa comand in masina lor.<br /> "Eu sunt fiu de bogatas<br /> Tu esti fata de oras<br /> Tie-ti plac doar banii mei<br /> Mie-mi plac multe femeieiei"<br />Cata spiritualitate!Mi se intipareste in cap impotriva vointei mele.<br />Mergem mai departe. Ceata inca persista.Iesim din Slobozia dar nu putem merge prea repede din cauza cetii.Ne tinem dupa un Nissan Primera care se pare ca merge prea incet pentru ca aud tacanitul semnalizarii noastre. Ne angajam in depasire. In fata, pe contrasens se vad niste luminite care cresc rapid! Franam, tragem dreapta si ,in ultima clipa apucam sa ne ascundem in spatele Nissanului.<br />-Ce pula mea faci ba??<br />-Am zis ca poate merge..<br />-Merge pe dracu! Stai in pula mea, in spate la ala cu Nissanu'!!<br />Incercam sa ne regasim cumpatul.A fost cat pe ce...Muzica este lasata incet si nu vorbim nici unul o perioada de timp.Incerc sa-i inteleg pe cei doi bruneti purtatori de ghiuluri,treninguri, sepci si pantofi.Daca ar fi ascultat Slayer, Pink Floyd sau Faithless ar fi avut o oarecare asemanare cu mine si poate m-ar fi nemultumit mai mult.<br />Ceata se ridica si dupa ceva timp ajungem in Bucuresti. Aglomeratie infernala ,drum prost. In Voluntari, un bou cu un Cielo ne taie fata.Trecem pe banda de alaturi si,cand ajungem in dreptul boului,deschidem geamurile si ii aruncam un cor de injuraturi.<br /> In cele din urma, ajungem in Obor, unde eu trebuie sa cobor.Ne strangem mainile, facem doua trei glume si ne despartim.<br /> Iata-ma la Bucuresti.Am ajuns cu bine.Sosetele insa, ma strang ingrozitor.</span>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-77967275634223973242007-11-18T06:21:00.000-08:002007-11-18T06:22:41.753-08:00Buuuuuuun iiiiiiiiiiiii vinu' ghiurghiuliu<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Dimineata mohorata de noiembrie. Imi trec repede in revista activitatile pe care le am de desfasurat si-mi amintesc brusc ca este ziua cand am stabilit cu un prieten, ca vom merge acasa la el, la tara, sa-mi dea niscaiva vin.<br /><br />Il caut pe amicul meu. Bat in usa. Nici un semn. Insist. Degeaba. Ies din scara blocului si-i bat in geam. Acelasi rezultat. Trag concluzia ca a plecat singur acasa, la tara.<br /><br />Ma hotarasc sa plec si eu. Pornesc masina, alimentez la prima statie si purced catre Calmatui, localitate alfata cam la 40 km distanta, in judetul vecin.<br /><br />Odata ajuns nu-mi ramane decat sa-l caut. Pe el sau adresa. La rascrucea dintre doua strazi, doua femei purtau o discutie, probabil extrem de importanta. Opresc in dreptul lor.<br /><br />- Buna ziua! Imi puteti spune pe unde locuieste Nelu Cojocaru?<br />- Buna, baiat! Cojocaru... cojocaru... facu una dintre femei, cautand raspuns in pamant.<br />- Nu e cojocar! Asa-l cheama! Cojocaru...<br />- Aaaaa!!!! Da, stiu. Uite sta chiar pe strada asta, la gardu' ala verde, pe stanga..<br /><br />Multumesc, plec si ma opresc in dreptul primului gard verde. Incep sa strig la poarta. Iese o femeie in varsta.<br />- Sarut mana! Il caut pe Nelu Cojocaru.<br />Nu ma pofteste inauntru. Se concentreaza la maxim, cauta un punct vizual imaginar si murmura: "cojocaru... cojocaru.."<br />-Da, facu femeia, sta la coltul strazii..<br />- Niste femei m-au trimis incoace.<br />-Aaa, il cautati pe Nicu Cojocaru!<br />-Nicu?....<br />- Da' e mort...<br />- Nu bre, nu e mort! Sta la Tandarei... Nelu Cojocaru.<br />- Nelu... Nelu... Aaaa ! Poate-l cautati pe Ionel Cojocaru.<br />- Da ,bre. Ionel, Nelu, pe care-o fi.<br />- Da, da, da. Sta aici alaturi. Uite ca nu m-am gandit...<br /><br />Strig la poarta lui Nelu. Isi face aparitia o batrana. II spun cine sunt si ce caut. Imi spune ca Nelu nu este acasa si ca n-a aparut. Putin bulversat ii explic motivul venirii mele in satul cu pricina si se ofera sa-mi dea ea vinul.<br />-Cat vin vreti sa luati?<br />- Pai Nelu a zis , cam 25 de litri de vin...<br />- Aveti bidoane?<br />-Nu, n-am.<br /><br />Imi pune in bidoane de la ei. In timp ce batrana imi incarca bidoanele, batranul ma invita in casa si ma pofteste sa gust vinul. Refuz politicos invocand faptul ca sunt cu masina. Am facut conversatie, cateva poze prin ograda, dupa care am luat vinul , multumit , si am plecat.<br /><br />In drum spre casa, la marginea padurii Chirana , niste poroambe-mi faceau cu ochiul. Am oprit masina-n parcare si m-am afundat un pic in padure spre a ma delecta cu delicioasele fructe de toamna ale padurii: poroambe, macese si gherghine. Dupa cateva poze si cateva inghitituri de fructe, mi-am continuat drumul catre casa.<br /><br />Intru in oras. Intru pe strada. Observ un vecin in dreptul portii. Mai observ un lac in fata portii lui. Este genul de situatie in care nu iti poti permite sa faci prea multe calcule , ci doar sa actionezi. Trec cu masina, accelerez, vecinul face dus cu apa meteorica. Il observ in oglinda retrovizoare cum agita pumnii in aer si scotand sunete, care mie, din cauza motorului , imi pareau nearticulate.<br /><br />Ajuns acasa, descarc vinul, si fiindu-mi foame, ma asez la masa. Imi torn intr-o cana vin proaspat capturat.Iau cateva inghitituri de mancare, duc cana de vin la gura si sorb... Un gust si miros ingrozitor de mucegai, imi invadeaza toate simturile, inclusiv vazul si pipaitul, impuscandu-mi in cap, in acelasi timp, apetitul.<br /><br />Incerc sa-mi dau seama de ce mi se intampla mie asta... Sa fie blestemul vecinului?</span></span>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-18326047001890355482007-11-05T23:51:00.000-08:002011-11-22T07:10:58.203-08:00Imprumutul<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >- Am avut scandal cu nevasta-mea,da' nu din cauza ei. Din cauza lu' soacra-mea. A iesit tambalau mare ,geamuri sparte ,circ ce mai, balamuc! M-am trezit ieri ca trebuie sa platesc o amenda la politie da un milion.<br />Individul care se lamenta asa, necajit de vicisitudinile vietii tumultoase de familie, era Laurentiu, un prieten pe care nu -mi amintesc cum naiba l-am cunoscut si care acum cu lacrimi in ochi parea ca are nevoie de ajutor.<br />-Te rog io mult de tot... nu stiu cum sa-ti zic...imprumuta-ma si pe mine cu 500 de mii...<br />-Pai..<br />-...pana luna viitoare , sau chiar mai devreme...ca alftel platesc un milion si n-am de unde..<br />-Nu stiu mai Laurentiule...<br />-Nu ma lasa mancati-as pula ta! Daca nici tu nu-mi dai altcineva n-are cine...te rog io mult de tot...nu ma lasa<br />Cand vad pe cineva ca este la inghesuiala, nu pot sa raman indiferent.N-am refuzat niciodata pe nimeni si cred ca n-am s-o fac nici acum...<br />Ii dau banii, imi multuneste cu lacrimi in ochi si cu o atidudine de caine loial ma asigura ca va avea grija la orice solicitare de-a mea, ca se va achita in cel mai scurt timp.<br /><br />A trecut o perioada de cateva luni de zile, timp in care Laurentiu a fost mai mult invizibil, iar mie sentimentele de bun samaritean imi cam disparusera.Intrand intr-un internet cafe ,dau cu ochii de amicul meu.<br />-Ooo uite-l pe domnul Laurentiu, zisei atragandu-i atentia<br />-A, salut Titi! Ce faci? N-am mai trecut pe la tine..<br />-Am observat.<br />-...ca am avut niste belele, dar stai linistit ca nu te-am uitat.<br />Si incepe sa-mi explice niste tampenii care-mi intrau pe o ureche si ieseau pe alta.Primesc inca o data asigurari de restituire si ne despartim.<br /><br />Dupa inca o perioada de timp il zaresc pe Laurentiu pe strada.<br />-Ba, tu mai ai de gand sa-mi mai dai banii aia?<br />-Pai stai ba..<br />-Ba' da' tu esti chiar nesimtit! Astepti sa ma rog de tine sa-mi dai banii mei inapoi?<br />-Ti-i dau ma ,stai linistit.<br />-Cand pula mea?La pastele cailor, sau cand?<br />-Am sa-ti dau si ceva in plus ..<br />-Nu-mi trebuie!<br />-..ca ai fost domn cu mine...daca nu erai tu...<br />-Bine bine, lasa periajul...<br />-Nu...deci pe bune,eu stiu ce ai facut pentru mine<br />-Tie chiar iti face placere sa strig dupa tine pe strada?<br />-E chestie de cateva zile.<br /><br />Este o seara de iunie. Ies din casa -se pare ca striga cineva.In fata usii este Laurentiu insotit de o femeie, si nu nevasta-sa.Ne strangem mana.Tentativa de femeie imi adreseaza un "buna seara" dar nu cu "s", ci mai degraba cu sunetul pe care-l fac englezii cand pronunta "th". Nu-i raspund.<br />-Da Laurentiu. Care-i treaba?<br />-Cum care? Nu ti-am zis ca vin?<br />-Aha . Ai adus banii...<br />-Deocamdata nu, dar ti-am adus altceva..<br />-Asa...spune.<br />-Ce sa zic? Ce zici de fata asta?<br />-Nu zic nimic,n-o cunosc<br />-Iti place de ea?<br />-Eee asta-i buna...<br />-Da ma, daca vrei ramane in noaptea asta la tine.<br />-Ce sa caute asa ceva la mine?<br />-Pai...iti faci si tu treaba cu ea si maine dimineata vin si o iau.<br />-Ma dar ti-am batut eu vreun apropo' vreodata?<br />-Nu ma ,da-i buna ca am dat-o si la cutare si la cutare...nu-i bolnava.<br />-Nu ma compara pe mine cu toti cioflingarii...<br />-Zi ma! ce fac? Ti-o las?<br />-Offff...acum nu.Ia-o si du-o de aici...<br />-Vin maine?<br />-Nu.<br />-Da' cand?<br />-Niciodata.<br />Parca un pic dezamagit de refuz ,Laurentiu pleca impreuna cu surogatul de femeie pe care nu pot sa o descriu intrucat n-am invrednicit-o cu nici o privire.Impresia pe care mi-a lasat-o a fost aceea a unei vaci in targ.<br /><br />Asta se intampla cam acum doi ani si jumatate.Binenteles ca Laurentiu n-a mai aparut cu banii,intre timp s-a mutat din localitate si nici sanse mari nu prea mai sunt sa recuperez ceva.O buna bucata de vreme n-am putut accepta ca am fost pacalit si m-a tot sacait dilema daca n-ar fi fost mai intelept sa incerc o aventura pseudosexuala cu tentativa de femeie. Bleah!<br /></span>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-52322384309431464802007-11-04T14:41:00.000-08:002011-12-23T08:49:41.350-08:00Saturnday night fever<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial">3 dec 06</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ce facem ba?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ai vreo idee?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pai ..nu stiu...ma gandeam sa mancam o ciorba de burta.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Nu-i rau .Unde?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-La restaurant,la Racman.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pai hai.Stai putin sa iau cheile.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Iau cheile masinii pe care de obicei n-o conduc din cauza lipsei acute de permis si pricepere ,si purcedem catre restaurantul aflat la 2 km de la iesirea din localitate.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Ionut aflat la volan inca bajbaie in cutia de viteze.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ba ! Sigur ai mai capatat experienta?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Hai ma fii serios! La Bucuresti conduc Logan..</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Da ma ,da' n-am uitat ca ultima oara cand am mers cu masina asta ,ai mers cu frana de mana trasa.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ce vrei ma ?S-a intamplat...Ba ,da' cam multe gropi pe strada la tine! Si nu vad numic in puii mei..</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pai aprinde-n pula mea farurile!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Da' chiar, facu Ionut cu aerul unui om care gaseste o solutie.Ba, da' ce naiba bat asa slab farurile astea?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-S-ar putea sa fie un contact inperfect la farul din stanga,dar din cauza drumului s-ar putea sa-si revina. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Noroc ca strazile sunt iluminate.Iesim de pe strada si vedem un cuplu pe care Ionut nu poate sa se abtina fara sa-l sperie,trecand razant cu masina pe langa ei.Pe alta strada un tigan gras venea pe contrasens calare pe un scooter.Vazandu-l,Ionut, ii vine geniala idee sa smucesca masina spre el facandu-l pe umflat sa se indrepte reflex,dar prudent ,catre sant.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Cred ca urmeaza o lupta.Cu fiecare incercare sansele de reusita cresc,iar personalitatea mea de burete imi arata si acum ca imprumut din personalitatea prietenilor atunci cand sunt cu ei.Cred ca o cautam cu lumanarea.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Strazile sunt pustii,probabil si din cauza frigului.La un colt de strada ,insa erau doi amorezi care se sarutau.Incetinim,iar cand ajungem in dreptul lor deschidem geamurile si adresam cateva invective si sfaturi foarte vag academice, ceva de genul “baga-te, ma, pa ea ca-i coarda!”. Oricum o stergem rapid inainte de a ne lamuri de eventuala agresivitate a amorezului criofil.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Iesim la nationala si ne indreptam catre popas.Dupa iesirea din localitate incepe sa se faca simtita insuficienta luminii generata de farurile noastre.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ba da' nu vad nimic in puii mei.Ce dracu' n-ai reglat si tu farurile astea?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pentru ca nu ma pricep.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Bate lumina doar aci la doi metri in fata.Ma orbesc si astia de pe contrasens.Ce mortii ma-tii claxonezi?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pune-le si tu faza mare-n ochi...</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Nu stiu cum..dar....bai dar nu se vede..</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Da-te si tu pe langa dunga asta alba</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Nu prea se vede nici dunga!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Vezi ca trebuie sa o luam usor spre dreapta,parca se vede si restaurantul.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>In sfarsit ajungem,parcam si cobor sa vad ce este in neregula cu farurile.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Ba! Tu stii de ce nu vedeam bine?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-??</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Nu sunt farurile! Sunt luminile de pozitie!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">Intram in restaurant.Mai sunt clienti ;tocmai ce a venit un microbuz de Tulcea.Cautam o masa libera si ne asezam.Ionut ia meniul si incape sa-l rasfoiasca cu aerul unui om flamand obisnuit cu restaurantele.Deodata il vad ca se incrunta si-mi intinde meniul.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Uita-te si tu: ciorba de burta 70 de mii.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Tu esti nebun?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Pai asta-i jaf la drumul mare!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Luam altceva.Ce parere ai de o salata? E 20 de mii.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Niste indivizi bruneti, intre doua varste,au inceput sa amenajeze ceva langa o scena minuscula situata langa masa noastra.Unul dintre ei scoate o chitara din husa,un altul un instrument de suflat, probabil caval.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Sa nu-mi spui ca astia vor sa inceapa sa cante,chiar aici langa masa noastra.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Se pare ca da.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">Localul devenea din ce in ce mai ostil cu noi,cei doi chitrosi de langa scena.In cele din urma dupa indelungate rasfoiri ale meniului ,am ales varianta cea mai ieftina: s-o taiem.M-am gandit ca trebuie s-o facem intr-o maniera mai putin penibila ,asa ca am scos telefonul si,in gura mare spun :</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-E aproape 8! Intarziem!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-E na?? Cum, ma? 8?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">-Da, ma .N-avem timp.Venim ...maine.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">In clipa aceea putinii clienti la care reusisem sa atragem atentia,ca si ospatarii, puteau vedea doi zgarciti care ieseau holbandu-se la telefoane si spunand:<< intarziem..>><<se mareste="" o="" sa="" ne="" ia="" suta="" la="">> << ce suta la suta?..doua sute la suta>></se></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">Iesim.Intram in masina.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">- Aprinde farurile!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:Arial">- Corect!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"> </span></p> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><se></se></span></strong>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-25455679204084966252007-11-04T14:15:00.000-08:002007-11-04T14:21:25.028-08:00Notite rapide<span style="font-size:130%;">Trezit.Mancat.Plecat la Slobozia pt luat banii de pe asigurare.<br />Scapat tren.Incercat la autobuz.<br />Scapat si autobuz.<br />Iesit la ocazie.Gasit ocazie.<br />Ajuns in Slobozia.<br />Ajuns la societatea de asigurare.<br />Intrat.<br />Miros intepator de transpiratie, izbit in nas.<br />Crezut gresit.Iesi afara, citit.Nu. Nu sala de forta.<br />Deci nu gresit.Societate de asigurare.<br />Intrat din nou.<br />Semnat.<br />Luat banii.<br />Iesit.<br />Mers dificil,durut zona lombara( in urma cu 3 saptamani ,carat matusa la groapa+cosciug,facut miscare necontrolata,deranjat coloana).Hotarat mers la farmacie.<br />Gasit farmacie.Intrat.<br />Cerut sfat farmacista.Farmacista recomandat supozitoare.<br />Refuzat supozitoare,argumentat nu gay.Farmacista privit,probabil gandit"nu destept".<br />Cumparat Diclofenac pastile.Plecat.<br />Ajuns acasa.Facut foame.<br />Asezat la masa.Baut un paharel tuica caise inainte de masa.Mancat.Adus aminte Diclofenac.Idiot.Nu trebuia baut tuica.<br />Facut siesta.<br />Ridicat greu.<br />Plecat la posta.Sosit colet de la okazii.ro(doar am net he he he).Bucurat.Voltaire-80 mii.<br />Ajuns acasa.<br />Deschis calculator.Postat blog </span>titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716132085371606286.post-24499049148433152792006-11-10T14:41:00.000-08:002011-09-14T10:26:46.347-07:00O zi cu succesFrumusetea fizica este cea care ne recomanda atunci cand socializam,atunci cand intalnim noi persoane.Pentru un tip de 34 de ani,ca mine, mai ales cand calvitia ii mai zdruncina din increderea in sine, e destul de dificil sa mai trezeasca interesul femeilor, mai ales pe cel al celor mai fragede la varsta si carne.<br /> Azi insa ,s-a petrecut ceva ciudat in atmosfera,care devenise ceva mai incarcata cu feromonii mei de mascul stingher cu sexualitate neimpartasita.Incepusem sa ma simt privit cu insistenta de catre reprezentantele sexului feminin,majoritatea foarte reusite ca exemplar.Normal ca erau reusite. Doar erau fete de liceu.<br /> Stand pe holul liceului, rezemat de calorifer,le vorbeam unor prieteni despre avantajul mobilei din lemn fata de cea din PAL,iar lucrul asta se parea ca este ca un magnet pentru pustoaicele cu burice la vedere.In timp ce-mi continuam prelegerea cu privire la mobila din lemn masiv,am observat doua pustoaice care se tot invarteau pe langa mine.Se tineau de gat ,iar atunci cand au trecut pe langa mine ,m-au privit.Am crezut ca e o parere de-a mea.A mai trecut una .Si asta m-a studiat.Mai sa fie!Se intorc primele doua.Se imping una pe cealalta,ma privesc,vorbesc,rad.Mmmm.E clar: le mananca!Mai trec trei. Paradoxal, si astea ma fixeaza cu privirea.<br /> Probabil ca predictiile astrale imi sunt favorabile, poate ca urmeaza o perioada ascendenta in viata mea sentimentala,sau ,cine stie,poate mi-a crescut brusc magnetismul.<br /> Nu mai am nici o indoiala.Am devenit brusc interesant pentru femei. Ma plac.Asta se vede dupa felul cum se invart pe langa mine ,fara sa aiba vreo directie destinata.Si nu vorbesc doar de cele minore.Chiar si unei profesoare i-a inflorit un zambet in coltul gurii dupa ce am privit-o ,parca mai stapan pe mine decat de obicei.<br /> Deja se intunecase cand am purces spre casa ,gandindu-ma la ce ciudata e viata, ca nu e timpul trecut nici pentru a incepe o viata adevarata,ca succesul la femei poate aparea brusc,fara sa fie nevoie sa fii vedeta sau persoana publica.<br /> Ajuns acasa,intrand in WC,am aflat cauza "succesului"meu de azi: prohabul era descheiat,iar lenjerie intima n-aveam.titihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17290138664826514373noreply@blogger.com0